Oh yes they do!
After a week and a half of progressive deterioration to your body, you reach the stage where getting up and going out on a hill can become a bit of a chore. Bruises, muscular strains and the general turmoil caused by constant tumbling into increasingly (it seems) hard snow accumulate to a degree that can cause even a fit young man like myself to become weary.
Well, the solution is at hand, toothache. Yes, acquire yourself a spot of dental aggravation. Then all you have to do is make a visit to the local tooth quack, let them butcher your gums and chops for a couple of hours and hey presto, they sign you a prescription for the special stuff as a means of assuaging their guilt. Job done. One minute you’re a couple of steps away from being a snow zombie, let the special stuff kick in and you’re away with the pixies. Chirpy, pain free and eager to get back in the saddle. Just don’t forget to keep taking them, one each every six hours.
Rhodri.
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